Insayne

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My Muses & Voices

These are my 'voices' and 'muses'. Essentially they're just various aspects of me turned into fictional characters.

Name: AG (Anything Girl)
Age: Immortal. Won't tell, but looks to be 25.
Species: Human, possibly...
Hair: Blue, yellow, green, purple, red, pink, and all shades in between, but mostly white. Long, past her shoulders, layered, and angled in the front. Usually worn in a ponytail with a few loose strands.
Eyes: Silver, but can change due to emotion
Skin: Creamy white
Attire: black jeans; black Converse sneakers; black fingerless leather gloves; white long sleeve shirt with poofy sleeves like a pirate shirt; worn dark grey metal medallion on a black leather cord; black leather lace-up vest; leather jacket that goes down to her knees.
Quote(s): "I agree with Sirhc." pause "Crap, I'm gonna have to go back to the therapist again..."
Info: My sense of sarcasm, cynicalness, and cruelty. She's the main bit of my snark and caustic humour, and the less annoying voice in my head. She is usually very snarky and sarcastic, and she loves to poke holes in anyone's plans. She is fierce, but a tad lazy.

Name: King Millard II
Age: Immortal, unfortunately. Looks to be about 27.
Species: Half Elf, Half Human
Hair: Dark brown; slightly short
Eyes: Silver and green swirled
Skin: Tanned, or covered in dirt.
Attire: Dark green cloak with faux white fur trim, brown leather boots, carved and polished dark wooden staff, a green tunic, brown belt, brown leggings
Quote(s): "I am a mighty king, do you hear me?! AAAAAAAAHH! A SPIDER KILLITKILLITKILLITKILLIT AAAAAAH!"
Info: The voice of reason. He's also the more blunt and not-so-nice of the voices. He is a no-nonsense King for sure. And he's a MANLY MAN. ahem, anyways, he's a very honorable person, but has a wicked prankster side if someone pranks him first. He knows how to play the diplomat role, but he despises it.

Name: Bob
Age: Immortal. Looks to be about 24.
Species: Human
Hair: Rusty brown, scruffy. Kind of long-ish.
Eyes: Hazel, more green than brown.
Skin: Slightly tan
Attire: blue jeans, black shirt with a matrix code in neon green all over, black hoodie, neon green Converse high-tops, thick-framed black glasses.
Quote(s): "Oh look, a plot hole the size of a Hummer! And a MarySue! Has Elle been here?"
Info: He is the smart one, in a way. He's the one with the information on timelines, numbery stuff, etc. He also checks my spelling and grammar. He's usually good-natured, and gets along best with the more calm and stable-minded of the group. He's sort of geeky, but in a cute, loveable way, though he tends to lose people when he gets off on a tangent.

Name: Captain
Age: Late teenager
Species: Part human, rest is unknown. Parts are thought to be Tolkien Elf, Witch, Fairy (Elf), Human Spellcaster (Lightning & Water Innate)...
Hair: Dirty blonde, past shoulder blades, usually untidy while in a ponytail. Changes colors when she shifts.
Eyes: Brown, but changes when she shifts.
Skin: Average tone
Attire:
-A white tank top with the logos from each book in black repeating along the bottom (Alex Rider)
-A black, form-fitting vest with the entire Declaration of Independence on the back (National Treasure)
-Light blue jean shorts with a picture of Yoshi on the left leg (Super Mario/Yoshi)
-Faded All-Star Converse high-tops (Doctor Who)
-A black leather tricorne pirate hat (Pirates of the Caribbean)
-A leaf brooch of Lothlorien pinned to her vest (Lord of the Rings)
-A lightweight azure blue scarf with white Gnommish writing all over it. Worn untied. (Artemis Fowl)
-Black fingerless leather gloves with the Heroes logo on the right and a Danny Phantom 'D' on the left (Heroes & Danny Phantom)
-A black equipment belt with the different title shots all over it (Supernatural)
-Red triquatra belt buckle (Charmed)
-An emerald green satchel at her hip containing over a dozen Poké Balls with Pokémon inside (Pokémon)
-A card deck holder with iconic 40 cards attached to her equipment belt (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
-A very small Scooby-Doo pawprint on the left hinge of her jaw (Scooby-Doo)
-A 13 1/2 inch wand with engraved lightning bolts, made with cherry wood, Dragon heartstring and a Phoenix feather. (Harry Potter)
-A quiver with arrows and a bow slung over her back (Robin Hood)
-Rainbow, a sword made of the Rainbow Shell (Crono Trigger)
Quote(s): "Never let people tell you - OH LOOK A KITTY!! SSQQQQUEEEEE!!" "Has anyone seen Rainbow? I need to stab Elle!"
Info: My pure insanity. Anything random, psychotic, odd, insane, crazy, weird, or anything similar comes from her. She's usually the cause of King Millard II's constant shouting. Sometimes the one who NEEDS to shut up. The obsession voice, and her outfit proves it. Despite her absolutely psychotic state of mind, she is gifted with a sort of adaptablity. When the situation arises, she turns into one of her alter-selves and adopts a different persona, like a form of schizophrenia. She's still her, but usually more serious.

Name: Sirhc Llewillah
Age: 21
Species: Used to be Whitelighter and Witch, but is now a full Shadower
Hair: Dark brown, it's almost black, scruffy and unkempt
Eyes: Emerald and sea-green, spirals & wisps of black
Skin: Incredibly pale
Attire: Dark blue jeans, a black t-shirt, a black leather jacket that goes to his knees, a black fingerless gloveon his right hand (the other is bare to reveal the Shadow mark on his palm) black combat boots
Quote(s): "Pain is the biggest part of life. And it never lets you forget it." "I'm inside you kid. A force just underneath your fingertips, waiting to be released. The pain, the memories of when we were one will haunt you no matter what some bitch does to time."
Info: He's a Shadower, so the explanation is pretty much there. He's the one who I turn to for my darker writing style. Charmed season 6 stories featuring Chris are perfect examples! He is a pain in my ass when he chooses to be, and tends to complain. A lot. I think he's a 'tad' fond of Sapphire. He's mainly a source of angst and bitterness.

Name: Elva Napalm
Age: 54,999 but looks to be in her 20s
Species: Evil Fire Angel
Hair: Bright red with an orange tint, straight with bangs, goes to her shoulders
Eyes: Golden orange with red swirled in.
Skin: Highly tanned, white
Wings: Living red, yellow, and orange flames in the shape of wings
Attire: black tank top; black cargo shorts; black leather knee-high boots; fingerless black gloves; an equipment belt on her waist.
Quote(s): "Evil can't exist without good. But it's my job to make sure this a hell of a lot more evil than there is good."
Info: My evil voice. And I mean EVIL. She's the one who helps with the darker and more evil things. She's more of the fiery-outburst-of-evil bad emotions. Gets along with pretty much no one. She loves to schem things, but she is usually a spontaneous person.

Name: Bridget Elle Sitvia Hawthorne
Age: 17
Species: Human (we think...)
Hair: dyed platinum blonde, changes style frequently, past her shoulder blades
Eyes: Icy blue
Skin: fake tanned; orange-ish caramel
Attire: white Hollister short shorts, gold Stilletto heels, hot pink Abercrombie & Fitch shirt, white Gucci purse, wears Victoria Secret perfume, bright blue or gold eyeshadow, loaded with mascara and bronzer, and foundation.
Quote(s): "Beauty is only for those worthy enough to use it."
Info: Preppy girl of my mind *snorts*. Loves fashion, talking, and has an IQ to match her shoe size. Filthy stink'n rich. Sirhc and Charity have tried to kill her on several occasions, and I almost let them. She is stupid and annoying. She prefers to be called by her first middle name. (Elle). She is very flirty and absolutely dense. She does occasionally have a good idea, but it's one in a million.

Name: Sir Professor Max-of-Well
Age: Unknown, over 9,000
Species: Havanese dog (puppy-sized)
Fur: Wavy black, soft, is cut short in summer and is slightly long in winter
Eyes: Chocolate Brown
Attire: Spectacles, white booties on his feet, a plaid beret
Quote(s): to Elle "Are you daft?!" pause "Wait, don't answer that. You are."
Info: He is my anti-plot hole person and fact rememberer. He has all the important details that I need to write my stories. He has a Scottish accent and is usually very snarky He's very dignified, and he's very, very cute! He's very blunt and has a good sense of humour, and he has a talent when it comes to annoying people to get what he wants. He is cute and he knows it, so he uses it.

Name: Inky
Age: Unknown
Species: Yoshi
Color: A black Yoshi, but he has a white underbelly and some white on his face. Sometimes he switches from black to green.
Eyes: Warm black, shiny
Attire: No clothes or accessories.
Quote(s): "MEEEEEEEP!"
Info: He's the adorable, cute little thing in my head that is my only source of innocence. Do NOT corrupt him. Or else. He is about the size of a small dog, which makes him fun to cuddle with. Very good friends with Sir Professor Max-Of-Well. He mainly just enjoys having fun and being absolutely adorable, which is fine, because it works for him.

Name: Sapphire Noire
Age: 19
Species: French Fallen Angel
Hair: black, cut barely past her shoulders, and covered with sapphire blue and grey streaks. Worn down.
Eyes: Sapphire blue.
Skin: Pale
Wings: Feathery black, but with a blue sheen.
Attire: A simple dark grey dress with a plain bright blue sash, but she has cut the dress down to her knees and it very tattered. She is clad in knee-high black leather boots, and wears a delicate silver chain around her neck and a plain silver ring on her right hand.
Quote(s): "Life, c'est filled avec suffering et misery. Quand time runs out, c'est the sadness and regret that enters your mind."
Info: Not my angst, but sadness and tragedy. She is a good muse, and gets along surprising well with almost everyone, but she tends to be a loner. She is a very poetic soul, who has a lot of difficulty finding any hapiness. She doesn't have a mean bone in her body, but she also lacks self-confidence and conviction in herself. Sirhc is sort of her protector, and one of her good friends. She usually likes plants, objects, and animals over people, finding them less cruel.

Name: Candy Sunshine
Age: 18
Species: Human. We think. Possibly a Human/Sunshine-Being hybrid.
Hair: Dark brown colored and super curly. Has streaks of lighter brown.
Eyes: Chocolate brown, like a puppy's
Skin: Average
Attire: A white dress with green, blue, and purple polka dots. It goes down to knees, and has cut-off sleeves. She wears brown faux-leather sandals that wrap up her calves. She has white, purple, blue, and green metallic bangles. She also has a white dog-collar necklace with a silver tag that reads 'Candy'
Quote(s): "I love puppies. They're loyal, cute, friendly, and they are so cuddly, and they love everything, like me!"
Info: My happiness. Always optimistic. Annoyingly cheerful, but when there's a problem, she's right there and ready to help out. She's also a goody-goody two-shoes. She gets along with everybody, except Elva. In a word, she's delightful. She is good friends with Allister. ;)

Name: Razor Newblood
Age: 24
Species: Special/Sharpe
Hair: Long, often pulled back in a ponytail. Shock white. Like, snow white, with the underlying layer pitch black.
Eyes: Dark violet, intense and piercing.
Skin: Slightly tanned
Attire: Black fingerless leather gloves, black leather boots, a black 3/4 sleeve shirt that is very tight. Black cargo pants, and a black equipment belt. She has black tattoos on her face, on her arms, and on her hands. Most are just intricate patterns.
Quote(s): "Move it. We've got things to do, most of them illegal, but all the same tasks that must be done. And I'd like to see anyone try and stop us."
Info: She's my sharp side. She's got a sharp mind, sharp senses, sharp wit, etc.She is the one who has been reminding me that I have an imagination and I have musesvoices and that we need to get working. It's a New Year. Her teeth are super sharp, and her bones are unbreakable. She's very much the fighter and spy of the group, with a cunning ability to use force, charm, and stealth in a very effective mix.

Name: Aiden Raige
Age: 19
Species: Human, got hit with magic. He was an angry kid. Still is.
Hair: Pitch black, streaks of dark red. Long-ish, has forehead bangs and an emo look to it.
Eyes: Ruby red
Skin: Average
Attire: Tattered black t-shirt, a red and black striped long-sleeved shirt underneath, black skinny jeans, black high-top Converse, a chain necklace, snake bite piercing with silver studs.
Quote(s): "I'm not violent! Now hold still, I can't aim this shotgun at you if you keep moving!"
Info: My anger. He's best friends with Sirhc, and often tries to set him up with Sapphire. He actually tolerates Candy, which shocks me. As does everyone, he hates Elva. He is very snarky, and very witty. He has a very dark sense of humor, and is very violent when he gets really mad. He is usually sulking, being sadistic, or being angry.

Name: Valentine Venom
Age: 214, looks 20s
Species: Bitter Lover
Hair: Long, straight, with forehead bangs, very light and feathery. Left side is bright, neon pink, right is dark violet.
Eyes: Left is dark purple, right is neon pink.
Skin: Tanned
Attire: Short sleeved white dress shirt with ruffles, black lace-up vest, black jeans, a short hot pink ruffled skirt, lace- up fingerless gloves that go up to her elbows (left has neon pink laces, right has dark purple laces), knee-high Converse (left is purple, right is pink), hoop earrings (left is neon pink, right is dark purple)...
Quote(s): "I'm like poisonous sugar, only better!"
Info: She's the one who takes care of relationships. Romantic, platonic, friendships, or family relations, it's all her. She's kind of bipolar - one side is sweet and a hopeless romantic, while the other is bitter and vicious. Her dark side causes any problems in relationships between characters. She's actually a very nice person, but she's a little bitter is all.

Name: Panick!
Age: Unknown, looks early 30s
Species: Unknown
Hair: Shock white, frazzled and spiky. Short, always looks messy.
Eyes: hange color with his mood. Grey (gave upapathetic) Green (relatively calm) Yellow (beginning to stress out) Orange (freaking out) and Red (gone bye-bye).
Skin: Pale from panicking
Attire: Blue jeans, a white dress shirt, brown leather jacket, brown leather boots, a metal necklace on a brown leather cord hangs around his neck (it's a protection amulet)
Quote(s): "RUN!RUN! No wait, don't run -- no wait, RUN AGAIN!"
Info: Needless to say, he's my panic. He is the one who flips out when he realizes how little I've done over the days. He usually provokes Razor into getting the others moving. Sometimes he gets so freaked out he just gives up and no longer cares. His main thing is motivation. Motivating me, my muses, my characters, plotlines, reworks, plot bunnies, all that good stuff.

Name: Gred & Forge
Age: 19
Species: Wizards
Hair: Flaming orange-ginger. Tad long, always messy. Sometimes singed from explosions.
Eyes: brilliant emerald green, flecked with liquid gold.
Skin: Tanned, lightly freckled
Attire: Just to get me confused, they dress identically, the bastards. They wear dark blue jeans, orange Converse to match their hair, short sleeved black shirts with black dragon-leather jackets, and black cotton fingerless gloves. They are usually covered in ash from the explosions they like to set off.
Quote(s): "Don't be silly Saint, we know how to do this!" (Gred) "Yeah, we've only done it never before!" (Forge)
Info: My prankster twins. And they are basically copies of Fred and George Weasley, albeit a few minor differences of course. Mischievous with a great sense of creativity and high level of intelligence makes sure that they always keep things interesting. They do serve the purpose of creating chaos where there is order, but in a less evil way than what Elva likes to do.

Name: Allister Sun
Age: 21
Species: Guardian Angel
Hair: Platinum blond with a sheen of gold. Very messy, from flying.
Eyes: Liquid gold
Skin: Golden tan
Wings: Feathery, large, a golden tan color.
Attire: A pastel gold t-shirt with, faded gold jeans, and completely white Converse. Also has light gold fingerless gloves. Has a small gold necklace with an angel's halo. Has a golden halo over his head.
Quote(s): "I'll keep you safe. If I remember. I'M KIDDING! Geez..."
Info: He's my guardian angel. He protects my other muses and voices, and even my ideas, from harm. He's kind of a smart-aleck when he wants to be, but generally he's very nice and sweet. He's also the one who protects my characters from becoming OOC or getting whumped too much. To protect my muses and voices means he stops them from corrupting/purifying each other. He gets along REALLY well with Candy.

Name: Charity Black
Age: 18
Species: Human, Immortal
Hair: Cherry red with a tint of raspberry, and black and violet streaks all over it. It's just below her shoulders, straight and feathery with bangs across her forehead.
Eyes: Violet with cherry red swirling throughout.
Skin: Slightly tanned
Attire: Black jeans, black leather boots, and black studded belts. There is a cherry red ruffled skirt over the jeans that is covered with various pins and buttons. She wears a black corset over a marashino cherry red tank top, with the red laces red She has a cutlass, handgun, knife, and crossbow on her person. Her belt has several holsters for her weapons, and she has black fingerless leather gloves. She has three piercings in her left ear, four in her right. She also has a nose piercing and a lip ring, and she has numerous tattoos all over her body. She looks like a punk-pirate-thief.
Quote(s): "Nothing is illegal unless you get caught. The lesson: don't get caught."
Info: She's a pirate, thief, outcast, trickster, outlaw, bandit, all that kind of stuff. She does anything I need done that's illegal, and is the source of all my rule-breakingness. She's the one who helps rekindle my skill of being a pirate and thief, and she's very much my rebellious side. She's really more useful in providing ideas for my 'questionable legality' actions and any similar actions done by characters. She also is very creeative due to her free spirit, often thinking in new and unusual ways.

Name: Gerard Billie Shaddix
Age: 23
Species: Human, Immortal
Hair: Black, long, messy and scruffy. Think a combination of the hairstyles that the singers he is named after
Eyes: Change from grey, green, and blue at various times.
Skin: Average
Attire: Black jeans, a black studded belt, black high-top Converse, a Green Day 'Heart Hand Grenade' dog tag. Wears a black t-shirt designed after MCR's 'The Black Parade' album artwork. Has several tattoos. He has an iPod in his pocket, and the headphones are almost always in his ears.
Quote(s): "Music is life. The end."
Info: He's my music. Seriously. This guy is my musical mind and soul. He's the one who helps the music I listen to turn into scenes in my head and down to the computer. He is witty and intelligent, and very creative. He's named after Gerard Way (My Chemical Romance) and Billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day)) as these are the lead singers in my top 2 favorite bands. He share's Jacoby Shaddix's last name (lead singer of Papa Roach) because I love his last name and I love the band. Without this muse, there wouldn't be much writing and certainly no songfics. He switches between 'Gerard' and 'Billie' to annoy me.

Name: Hazel Leah Avalon
Age: 19
Species: Demigoddess
Hair: Light brown, has blonde mixed with it due to being in the sun. Is on the longer side, worn half-up and half down, in a ponytail, or in a braid.
Eyes: Hazel - shift between golden brown, dirt brown, and earthy green.
Skin: Healthily bronzed
Attire: A brown crinkly peasant skirt, forest green tank top, wooden bead necklace, a laurel of crisp green leaves on her head, a bracelet and anklet made of twine. Goes barefoot.
Quote(s): "There is a balance in life. Nature is the key to that balance. "
Info: A demigoddess of the Earth and nature. She is the down-to-earth part of me, very grounded and logical. She has a love for nature and balance, with a sort of New Age lifestyle to her. She has a very pacifistic nature, and she always tries to be realistic. She is a very wholesome person, who believes only in right and wrong, and that rules are not meant to be followed should they interfere with doing the right thing. She is very powerful despite her sort of flower-child looks, and is very willing to unleash it under the right circumstances.